The Legend of Human-Hollow

• (Episode Starts with Riley, Elycia, and Kristie Making Amanda's Dress)
• Elycia: Now, don't move, Amanda.
• Kristie: Just one more stitch.
• (Kristie Cuts the Thread)
• Kristie: There. All done.
• Amanda: How do I look?
• Elycia: Like an angel.
• Riley: Hey, guys, come see.
• Ricky: Oh, my! No wonder she's the star of the school play.
• (Amanda Giggles)
• Elycia: And such a scary play. The Legend of Human Hollow. (Shivers)
• Ricky: Parafly-Lum, who is playing the terrifying Headless Horseman?
• Parafly-Lum: Not me. I'm a mushroom.
• (Amanda Giggles)
• Parafly-Lum: I love the idea of putting on a play.
• Riley: You see, Parafly? Sometimes we must play small parts to prepare for bigger parts that come later.
• Amanda: I'm gonna sing that Cinderella song at rehearsal next day.
• (Riley's Friends are Excited)
• (Outside, We Hear Grunting)
• Stan: Are you finished yet, Nigel?
• Nigel: Almost, Stan.
• Stan: Think of it, guys. Mayor order people.
• (George Snickers)
• Stan: That feisty frontier people packaged and delivered to the city of Sydney from Australia. To the doorsteps of silly bandits from coast to coast.
• Juan: Yeah, Riley and his friends are gonna go crazy when they read our newspaper heads, Stan.
• Stan: And we'll be rich! Rich! (Stan Goes Dollar Eyed)
• Nigel: Okay, boss. One human packing machine ready to go.
• Stan: Now tell me again, when one of Riley's friends trips the trigger lever--
• (Stan Looks at Juan and George)
• George: That would be here, boss.
• (George Grabs the Lever, and Gets Sucked in)
• (Stan Looks Inside)
• (George Screaming)
• (The Machine Packages George)
• (The Package Comes Out)
• (George Pops his Head Out)
• George: What do you think, Stan?
• Stan: Perfect. Now, all we have to do is one of Riley's friends into it.
  

• (Meanwhile at the Play)
• Amanda (Off-Screen): Oh, Nathaniel, I'm so frightened.
• Piper: Do-Do not worry, M-M-Miss Sally.
• (Parafly-Lum Yawns)
• Piper: I sall shave you.
• (Parafly-Lum Laughs): Shave you?
• (Kids Laughing)
• Zander: I believe the word is save, not shave, Piper. Let's try the next scene.
• Parafly-Lum: Here we go again.
• Zander: Let's see... Hmm...
• (Zander Falls on the Floor)
• Parafly-Lum: Sorry, Zander.
• Zander: Oh, dear me. We're going to need a whole new prop. Well, I will tend to that later. But since we're at the piano, Amanda, perhaps you should rehearse your song now.
• (Kids Cheer)
• (Zander Plays Piano)
• Amanda: "A dream is a wish your heart makes."
• Parafly-Lum: Awesome.
• Kids: Shh!
• Amanda (Off-Screen): "When you're fast asleep. In dreams, you will lose your heartache."
• (Stan and his Gang were Walking Down, Until they Overhear Amanda Singing)
• Stan: Good heavens. Isn't that lovely?
• Nigel: You think so? It's just my regular hat.
• Stan: Not you, you idiot! That voice.
• Nigel: Open up! Who turned out the light?!
• Stan: Aw. Lovely enough to fill an auditorium. "Fill an auditorium." Gad, that's it. We'll put a show. Every one of Riley's friends will come and BANG!
• Nigel: Ow!
• (Stan Laughs)
• Nigel: Hey!
• Stan: Oh, for heaven's sake, Nigel! Buy a hat that fits, would you?!
• Amanda: Parafly-Lum, you were kind today.
• Parafly-Lum: Yeah. Great, wasn't it? (Laughs)
• Nigel: Hello, you two! (Sinister Laughing)
• Parafly-Lum: What do you want?
• Joanna: Oh, he doesn't want anything.
• (Amanda and Parafly-Lum Gasp)
• Joanna: But we do.
• (Amanda and Parafly-Lum Look Shocked)
• Joanna: Hello, my pretty.
• Parafly-Lum: Get away from Amanda, Joanna.
• Harry: Parafly-Lum, I assure you, she means her no harm, only good wishes.
• Joanna: And a chance to sing tomorrow night, in Stan's greatest theatre extravaganza ever. In other words, Amanda, I'm going to make you a star.
• Amanda: A star?
• Zander (Off-Screen): Quite impossible, I'm afraid.
• Joanna: What?
• Zander: Amanda will be quite busy tomorrow night starring in our school play, The Legend of Human-Hollow. Now, come on, guys.
• Parafly-Lum: Nice try, Joanna.
• Joanna: You must be kidding.
• Zander: Now, you two go to Riley's house, while I go to the Ghostly Forest for those last two tree props.
• Joanna: Ghostly Forest, eh? Perhaps it's time we stage a little production of our own, Harry.
  

• (Scene Fades to the Ghostly Forest)
• (Zander Humming Through the Bushes)
• (Zander Find a Prop)
• Zander: Prefect for the Headless Horseman scene.
• (Zander Looks Around the Forest)
• Zander: Who-- Who's there?
• (Stan and Joanna are Dressed as Forest Ghosts, They Let Out a Loud Moan)
• Zander: It's the Forest Ghosts!
• (Stan and Joanna Chase Zander)
• (Zander is Scared to his Wits)
• (He Runs Until he Falls into a Trap)
• (Zander is in a Bony Cage)
• (Stan and Joanna Remove their Disguises)
• Stan: Once again, perfection, Joanna.
• Zander: Stan? Is that you?
• Stan: None other, Zander.
• Zander: Would you mind letting me out? I seem to have stumbled into a trap.
• Stan: Our trap, Zander. And you're just in time.
• Zander: Oh, dear.
• (Stan Laughs): And at tomorrow night, following my show, thanks to my trap here, the Glades of Dreams will be the human-less capital the world.
• Zander: Oh, dear.
• Stan: But enough. Come on, Joanna. We must get to school.
• Joanna: See you around, birdie.
  

• (Meanwhile, Back at School)
• (Everyone Looks at the Note)
• Amanda: "Had to leave town. Play cancelled. Sorry, Zander." Cancelled?
• Parafly-Lum: No!
• (Riley and his Friend Panic)
• (Riley and his Friends Walk Sadly Down the Road)
• Parafly-Lum: Hey, Toby, Denko.
• Denko: Oh, hey, guys.
• Riley: There's no school today, and I thought it might be go out to the Ghostly Forest to find Zander.
• Toby: Ghostly Forest? Did you say find Zander?
• Elycia: Yes.
• Toby: Oh, no! Zander! Let's find him!
• Riley: All right!
• (They Go Out to Find Him)
  

• (Amanda Walks Home Sadly)
• Stan: Tsk, tsk, tsk. So sorry about the school play, Amanda.
• Joanna: We only wish there was something we could do.
• Stan: Oh, but wait, Joanna. There is.
• Amanda: There is?
• Joanna: Without the school play, you're free to do our show this evening. Right? And just to show what good sports we are, I'm going to give all the proceeds back to this school. Deal?
• Amanda: I'd be helping the school, too? Well, okay?
• Stan: Excellent. Now you hurry along, whilst we prepare for tonight's concert.
• Amanda: Okay. Thanks.
• Stan: Bye, bye, now. Guys!
• George: Yes, boss?
• (Stan Grabs Nigel's Neck): I hate when you do that.
• Nigel: Sorry. It's a bandit thing.
• (Stan Groans)
  

• (Riley and his Friends Arrive in the Ghostly Forest)
• Riley: Look, guys, it's just beyond that rise. Ghostly Forest.
• Denko: G-G-G-Ghostly? Toby, maybe I should stay here.
• Toby: Okay, you stay here, and I'll make sure the coast is clear.
• (Toby Looks Down at the Forest)
• Toby: Okay, Denko, all clear. Your turn.
• Denko: Okay, here I come. I think.
• (Denko Takes a Mighty Leap, but Falls)
• (Denko Can Be Heard Screaming as Toby Sees him Fall)
• (CRASH)
• (Toby Climbs Down)
• Toby: Shh!
• Denko: You don't think the forest hurt us, do you?
• Toby: I think the whole town hurt us.
• (Toby and Denko Go into the Woods)
• Denko (Off-Screen): Hey, over here, I found something.
• (Toby Walks to the Other Side)
• (Denko Pats Him with his Nose)
• Denko: Looky!
• Toby: Whoa! Denko, that looks like Zander's feather.
• Denko: It does?
• Zander (Off-Screen): Help me, please!
• Toby and Denko: Huh?
• Denko: Boy, it even sounds like Zander.
• Toby: He said he was coming to the Ghostly Forest last night.
• Zander: Toby, is that you?
• Toby: Zander?
• Zander: Get me outta here, please!
• Toby: Denko! He's trapped in a bony cage!
• Denko: He is? Oh, sure, I knew that.
• (Denko Breaks the Cage, Setting Zander Free)
• Zander: Stan and his bandits are planning to box your friends in the Glades of Dreams tonight.
• Toby: They are? We've gotta stop them!
• (Back at Riley's House)
• Selah: Tasha, I think this will be the most concert of them all.
• Tasha: Oh, I'm so excited.
• Stan: Not half as excited as my gang will be when your friends show up on their dinner plates. (Sinister Chuckling)
• Juan: Think there's enough of Riley's friends to go around?
• Stan: Not for long. (Sinister Laughing)
• (Meanwhile at the Train)
• (Stan and his Bandits Ready the Machine)
• Stan: Once the little delicacies are boxed, as they drop under this converting belt, whence they are hoisted onto that weighting freight train, which in exactly one hour and 12 minutes--
• Juan: --we'll chug out of the Glades of Dreams, delivering those stupid human pests to hungry monsters in Sydney, Australia. Right, Stan?
• Stan: Indeed.
• (Stan and Juan Laughing)
• Riley: That's what you think, Stan.

• (All the People Gather at the Concert)
• Stan: That's right, my little lovelies. Concert starts in 12 minutes. Hurry, hurry, hurry.
• (Riley and his Friends See Stan and his Gang)
• Riley: Okay, Picy, time for Plan A. You're on.
• Picy: Okay. Oh, boy. Get ready, one scared bandit gang coming up.
• (Picy Runs to Stan and his Bandits Panicking)
• (Stan and his Bandits Coughing)
• Picy: Oh, it was awful, Mr. Stan!
• Stan: What, pray tell, Picy?
• Picy: Cow! Uh, don't tell me. Uh, oh, yeah! A ghost!
• Stan: A what?
• Picy: A ghost! I saw him, out at the Ghostly Forest, invisible than anything! Floating sheets, eerie eyes, hollow terrible ghostly voice!
• Nigel: Floating sheets?
• Picy: And was he scary! (Whistles) Said he was a friend of Zander's or something.
• George: Zander?
• Picy: Oh, yeah, he said he was coming to town. Right? Yeah, that's right. Coming to town tonight. Let's see... is there anything else?
• Nigel: I hope not.
• Stan: Well, we'll just have to save him a seat at the concert, won't we?
• Nigel: We will?!?
• (Picy Looks Back at Riley and Winks)
• Riley: Time for Plan B, Zander. Come on!
• Zander: Oh, this is so thrilling!
• Picy: I'm exhausted. Bye.
• Stan (Off-Screen): What an idiot.
• (Picy Runs Away)
• Nigel: But what about that ghost?
• Stan: "What about that ghost?" Oh, don't be ridiculous. Come along, we have a show to put on.
• Nigel: Wait up, boss. Floating sheets. I don't think I can stand seeing something like that.

• (Everyone Arrives at the Concert)
• (Stan Looks at the Curtain)
• Varya: Where's Riley?
• (Applause)
• Stan: Thank you. Thank you. Thank you very much. Yes, I'd like to invite you all to a special party after the performance in honor of our own: Amanda. At the train depot.
• (Crowd Cheering)
• Stan: Good. And now, without further ado, the lovely voice of the Glades of Dreams, Amanda.
• (Crowd Cheers and Amanda Bows)
• Amanda: Thank you. Thank you, Stan. Maestro.
• (Piano Playing)
• Amanda: "A dream is a wish your heart makes, when you're fast asleep."
• (Crowd is Amazed)
• Stan: Come, boys. Let's prepare for our a going away party.
• Amanda: "In dreams, you will lose your heartache. Whatever you wish for you keep. Have faith in your dream, and someday--"
• Nigel: Oh, I hope I don't run into those ghosts. Oh, I just don't wanna see him.
• Stan: Nigel, what is the matter with you?
• Nigel: Nothing, boss, nothing.
• (Moaning Sound)
• Nigel: Did you hear that?
• (4 Ghosts Show Up)
• Stan: Ghosts!
• Harry: Run!
• (Stan and his Bandits Run from the Ghosts)
• (The Ghosts Follow Them)
• (Stan and his Bandits Hide)
• (The Ghosts Scare Stan and his Bandits)
• (Stan and his Bandits Scream in Terror)
• Stan: Quick! The exit! Go, go, go, go, go, go!
• (Stan and his Bandits Get Trapped in a Machine)
• (Blicy Slips and Falls)
• (Blicy, Icy, Picy, and Clairte were the Ghosts)
• Blicy: Way to go, everyone!
  

• Amanda: "No matter how your heart is grieving, if you keep on believing. The dream that you wish will come true."
• (Crowd Applauses)
• Amanda: Thank you. Thank you.
• Zander: Ladies and gentlemen, Amanda.
• Amanda: Zander!
• Zander: Good evening. Stan has graciously suggested that our school play be performed here tonight. So, without further ado, children.
• (Selah, Varya, Eloise, Piper, and Tasha Come Up to the Stage)
• (Stan and his Bandits Get Boxed)
• Nigel (Off-Screen): Boy, who'd have thought a whole bandit crew could fit into a box, eh, boss?
• Stan (Off-Screen): Oh, shut up, Nigel.
• (The Train Leaves with Stan and his Bandits)
• Zander: Ladies and gentlemen, The Legend of Human-Hollow.
• (Crowd Cheering)
• (The Play Goes On Until Parafly-Lum Knocks a Tree Down)
• Icy: Uh, hi, there.
• Riley: That's our friends.
• (Everyone Bows)
• (The Train Departs)
• Nigel (Off-Screen): Gee, I've never been to Australia, boss. Have you?
• Stan (Off-Screen): Oh, parish the thought.
• Elycia: Oh, you were wonderful, Amanda. (Kisses Amanda's Cheek)
• Amanda: Thanks, Elycia.
• Ricky: And, Riley, I assure you, someday, you'll have a much bigger role. Right, Zander?
• Zander: I think I can play a much bigger role than you realize, Riley.
• (Riley Smiles)
• Ricky: What? Did I miss something?
• (Scene Pans to the Outside of School)
• (Episode Ends)