The Dane

 First Version

Narrator: Halloween is no different in a cartoon world. Ghosts, goblins and monsters!

(Three kids from a distance say "Trick or treat!")

Narrator: (cackles evilly) Oop, sorry. Everyone having fun! Well, almost everyone...

(We zoom to a mall at night)

(Cakey was at a restaurant section at a mall)

(The young cupcake cat was washing dishes at a sink)

(He hears a noise)

Cakey: (gasp) Who's there?

(He still continues to do the dishes)

(Creepy low laughter is heard)

(Cakey turns around)

(We see an ordering turntable that had papers on it and they spell "BOO" on them)

(Cakey rushes in doing the dishes in a panic and he breaks the dishes)

Cakey: Okay, Mr. Richard! The dishes are done! I'm leaving!

(Cakey rushes to the exit of the mall)

(Richard phases from beneath the floor, thus preventing Cakey from leaving just yet)

Richard: Hold on there. Don't you wanna hear my annual scary story?

Cakey: No thanks, Mr. Rick. Uhh, does it have any monsters in it?

Richard: Yes. The worst monster of them all.

Cakey: (as he attempts to leave) Is ti a true story?

Richard: True as the planets in the solar system.

Cakey: Okay, maybe just a little.

(Richard and Cakey sit at a table on chairs)

Richard: Have a seat, kiddo.

(Richard rushes with a small warm lantern with him)

Richard: Hot, hot, hot, hot, hot.

(He gently sits it down on the table)

(Cakey shudders with fear)

Richard: Every year on Halloween night, King Boo descends on Toon City, from a spooky castle, just like this.

(Rick 'holds' up a piece of cake)

Richard: Only bigger.

Cakey: Excuse me, did his castle look like a piece of cake?

Richard: Like I was saying, King Boo swoops down and starts trapping people in portraits.

(he holds up a cookie that resembles Mario trapped in a portrait in design)

Cakey: Do portraits looks like cookies?

Richard: Yes, as a matter of fact, they do.

(He 'holds' up a bag with the word "Portraits" written on it)

Richard: And he puts them where you can never get them...

(He puts the cookie in the bag)

Richard: ...In his portrait bag. (cackles evilly but monotonously)

(Cakey was still sitting at his spot, scared)

(L and O come up from behind him, with L 'holding' a stick that had an MP3 player attached to it, playing quiet, creepy music from it, and O wearing a ghost sheet with his single eye poking out from under the sheet and a fancy crown on top of his head)

O: I've cooooome for your sprinkles....

(Cakey is startled)

(Cakey screams and he is sent flying in the air and he was holding onto a Halloween decoration on the roof)

(L and O laugh)

Richard: Ha. Scaredy-Cakey gets easier to scare every year.

(L and O still continue to laugh and Cakey swings down safely and he starts to walk out of the mall back to the dollhouse, still scared)

(before leaving, he sees that L and O were the ones who scared him, leaving Cakey disgruntled a little)

Cakey: Hmph, L and O. Those guys.

Richard: Nothing like a good ol' scary story, eh, kiddo? Hope you're not too scared to come to the party tonight, Scaredy-Cakey!

(Richard laughs from off-screen alongside L and O)

(L and O hop to Cakey behind as Cakey opens the door)

L and O (unison): Trap you in portrait!

(Cakey screams as he is sent flying out of the mall)

(Cakey lands on the ground, and he gets up and he starts walking to the dollhouse)

(we see an amusement park, and we hear a scream from a haunted house)

(bats fly out of the windows)

(the screen is covered by bats until the screen quickly goes black)

(the screen immediately clears out to show V, screaming in terror at the top of his lungs)

(quick cut to a fake Woozle head plush with a cartoonish scary face in the fridge)

V: I HATE HALLOWEEN!!!

(he darts off)

(Eagleator comes to the fridge and he pulls the Woozle head out of the fridge that he put in there as a prank)

Eagleator: I love Halloween.

Current Version

Narrator: Halloween is no different in a cartoon world. Ghosts, goblins and monsters!

(Three kids from a distance say "Trick or treat!")

Narrator: (cackles evilly) Oop, sorry. Everyone having fun! Well, almost everyone...

(We zoom to a mall at night)

(Cakey was at a restaurant section at a mall)

(The young cupcake cat was washing dishes at a sink)

(He hears a noise)

Cakey: (gasp) Who's there?

(He still continues to do the dishes)

(Creepy low laughter is heard)

(Cakey turns around)

(We see an ordering turntable that had papers on it and they spell "BOO" on them)

(Cakey rushes in doing the dishes in a panic and he breaks the dishes)

Cakey: Okay, Mr. Richard! The dishes are done! I'm leaving!

(Cakey rushes to the exit of the mall)

(Richard phases from beneath the floor, thus preventing Cakey from leaving just yet)

Richard: Hold on there. Don't you wanna hear my annual scary story?

Cakey: No thanks, Mr. Rick. Uhh, does it have any monsters in it?

Richard: Yes. The worst monster of them all.

Cakey: (as he attempts to leave) No thank you again. (looks back) Is it a true story?

Richard: True as the planets in the solar system.

Cakey: Okay, maybe just a little.

(Richard and Cakey sit at a table on chairs)

Richard: Have a seat, kiddo.

(Richard rushes with a small warm lantern with him)

Richard: Hot, hot, hot, hot, hot.

(He gently sits it down on the table)

(Cakey shudders with fear)

Richard: Every year on Halloween night, King Boo descends on Toon City, from a spooky castle, just like this.

(Rick 'holds' up a piece of cake)

Richard: Only bigger.

Cakey: Excuse me, did his castle look like a piece of cake?

Richard: Like I was saying, King Boo swoops down and starts trapping people in portraits.

(he holds up a cookie that resembles Mario trapped in a portrait in design)

Cakey: Do portraits looks like cookies?

Richard: Yes, as a matter of fact, they do.

(He 'holds' up a bag with the word "Portraits" written on it)

Richard: And he puts them where you can never get them...

(He puts the cookie in the bag)

Richard: ...In his portrait bag. (cackles evilly but monotonously)

(Cakey was still sitting at his spot, scared)

(L and O come up from behind him, with L 'holding' a stick that had an MP3 player attached to it, playing quiet, creepy music from it, and O wearing a ghost sheet with his single eye poking out from under the sheet and a fancy crown on top of his head)

O: I've cooooome for your sprinkles....

(Cakey is startled)

(Cakey screams and he is sent flying in the air and he was holding onto a Halloween decoration on the roof)

(L and O laugh)

Richard: Ha. Scaredy-Cakey gets easier to scare every year.

(L and O still continue to laugh and Cakey swings down safely and he starts to walk out of the mall back to the dollhouse, still scared)

(before leaving, he sees that L and O were the ones who scared him, leaving Cakey disgruntled a little)

Cakey: Hmph, L and O. Those guys.

Richard: Nothing like a good ol' scary story, eh, kiddo? Hope you're not too scared to come to the party tonight, Scaredy-Cakey!

(Richard laughs from off-screen alongside L and O)

(L and O hop to Cakey behind as Cakey opens the door)

L and O (unison): Trap you in portrait!

(Cakey screams as he is sent flying out of the mall)

(Cakey lands on the ground, and he gets up and he starts walking to the dollhouse)

(we see an amusement park, and we hear a scream from a haunted house)

(bats fly out of the windows)

(the screen is covered by bats until the screen quickly goes black)

(the screen immediately clears out to show V, screaming in terror at the top of his lungs)

(quick cut to a fake Woozle head plush with a cartoonish scary face in the fridge)

V: I HATE HALLOWEEN!!!

(he darts off)

(Eagleator comes to the fridge and he pulls the Woozle head out of the fridge that he put in there as a prank)

Eagleator: I love Halloween.

Silly Bloopers

Director: Alright, let's try this scene again. Action!

(Three kids from a distance say "Trick or treat!") Narrator: (cackles evilly) Oop, sorry. Everyone having fun! Well, almost everyone...

(Scene transitions to the mall)

Director: Cut! Okay, let's take that from Cakey washing dishes.

(Cakey is washing dishes at a sink) (Creepy low laughter is heard) Cakey: (gasp) Who's there? (He still continues to do the dishes)

Director: Cut! We need a louder gasp, Cakey.

Cakey: (gasp) Who's there?

Director: Action!

(Cakey rushes in doing the dishes in a panic and he breaks the dishes)

Director: Cut! Oops, not supposed to break them, Cakey!

Cakey: Okay, Mr. Richard! The dishes are done! I'm leaving!

Director: Cut!

(Cakey rushes to the exit of the mall) (Richard phases from beneath the floor, thus preventing Cakey from leaving just yet)

Director: Good entrance, Richard. Action!

Richard: Hold on there. Don't you wanna hear my annual scary story?

Cakey: No thanks, Mr. Rick. Uhh, does it have any monsters in it?

Director: Cut! It's "Mr. Richard," not "Mr. Rick." And let's keep the spooky atmosphere.

Cakey: (as he attempts to leave) No thank you again. (looks back) Is it a true story?

Director: Action!

Richard: Yes. The worst monster of them all.

Cakey: (nervously) No thank you again. (looks back) Is ti a true story?

Director: Cut! It's "Is it," not "Is ti." And let's correct that typo on the script.

(Cakey and Richard sit at a table on chairs) Richard: Have a seat, kiddo.

Director: Cut!

(Richard rushes with a small warm lantern with him)

Director: Cut! Careful with the lantern, Richard.

(He gently sits it down on the table) (Cakey shudders with fear)

Director: Cut!

Richard: Every year on Halloween night, King Boo descends on Toon City, from a spooky castle, just like this.

Director: Cut! Let's try that spooky castle line again.

Richard: Every year on Halloween night, King Boo descends on Toon City, from a spooky castle, just like this.

Cakey: Excuse me, did his castle look like a piece of cake?

Director: Cut! Cakey, it's not a literal piece of cake.

Richard: Like I was saying, King Boo swoops down and starts trapping people in portraits.

Director: Cut! Cakey, don't compare portraits to cookies.

Cakey: Do portraits looks like cookies?

Director: Action!

Richard: Yes, as a matter of fact, they do.

(He 'holds' up a bag with the word "Portraits" written on it)

Director: Cut! Let's make sure the bag doesn't have a typo.

Richard: And he puts them where you can never get them...

(He puts the cookie in the bag)

Director: Cut! It's not a cookie, it's a portrait!

Richard: ...In his portrait bag. (cackles evilly but monotonously)

Director: Cut! Keep the evil laughter, but don't lose the monotony.

(Cakey was still sitting at his spot, scared)

Director: Cut!

(L and O come up from behind him)

Director: Cut! Let's work on the timing, L and O.

(L 'holding' a stick that had an MP3 player attached to it, playing quiet, creepy music from it, and O wearing a ghost sheet with his single eye poking out from under the sheet and a fancy crown on top of his head)

Director: Action!

O: I've cooooome for your sprinkles....

Director: Cut! We lost the spooky atmosphere. Try again.

O: I've cooooome for your sprinkles....

(Cakey is startled)

Director: Cut!

(Cakey screams and he is sent flying in the air and he was holding onto a Halloween decoration on the roof)

Director: Cut! Cakey, don't actually fly.

(L and O laugh)

Director: Cut! Keep it in character, L and O.

Richard: Ha. Scaredy-Cakey gets easier to scare every year.

(L and O still continue to laugh)

Director: Cut! Good laughter, but remember the timing.

Cakey: Hmph, L and O. Those guys.

Director: Cut!

Richard: Nothing like a good ol' scary story, eh, kiddo? Hope you're not too scared to come to the party tonight, Scaredy-Cakey!

Director: Cut!

(L and O hop to Cakey behind as Cakey opens the door)

Director: Action!

L and O (unison): Trap you in portrait!

(Cakey screams as he is sent flying out of the mall)

Director: Cut! Let's wrap this up with a successful take.

(Cakey lands on the ground, and he gets up and he starts walking to the dollhouse)

Director: Cut! Perfect, everyone. Now, let's move on to the next scene! Action!

(We see an amusement park, and we hear a scream from a haunted house) (bats fly out of the windows) (the screen is covered by bats until the screen quickly goes black) (the screen immediately clears out to show V, screaming in terror at the top of his lungs)

Director: Cut! Great scream, V!

(Quick cut to a fake Woozle head plush with a cartoonish scary face in the fridge) V: I HATE HALLOWEEN!!!

(He darts off)

Director: Cut! Good job, V. Now, Eagleator, get ready for your line.

(Eagleator comes to the fridge and he pulls the Woozle head out of the fridge that he put in there as a prank) Eagleator: I love Halloween.

Director: Cut! Excellent, everyone. That's a wrap for this scene!